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INSTALLING LOVE

Tech Support: Yes Ma'am... how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me though the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart ma'am?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running ma'am?

Customer: Let's see, I have Past/Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past/Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of it's own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma'am?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - program not run on external components." What should I do?

Tech Support: Don't worry ma'am. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Can you pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey!!! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer: I promise to do just that. By the way, what's your name?

Tech Support: Just call me the Divine Cardiologist, also known as the Great Physician, or, just "I AM." Most people feel all they need is an annual checkup to stay heart-healthy; but, the manufacturer (ME) suggests a daily maintenance schedule for maximum Love efficiency.

BEAUTY TIPS BY AUDREY HEPBURN

For attractive lips, Speak words of kindness.
For lovely eyes, Seek out the good in people.
For a slim figure, Share your food with the hungry.
For beautiful hair, Let a child run their fingers through it once a day.
For poise, Walk with the knowledge you'll NEVER walk alone.
PEOPLE, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; Never throw-out ANYbody.
Remember, If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of YOUR arm.
As you grow older,you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, The figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, Because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides.
The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole, But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives, the passion that she shows, And the beauty of a woman with passing years-only grows!

A CREED TO LIVE BY -  N. SIMS

Don't undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others. It is because we are different that each of us is special.

Don't set your goals by what other people deem important. Only you know what is best for you.

Don't take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as you would your life, for without them life is meaningless.

Don't let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past or for the future. By living your life one day at a time, you live all the days of your life.

Don't give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying.

Don't be afraid to admit that you are less than perfect. It is this fragile thread that binds us to each other.

Don't be afraid to encounter risks. It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave.

Don't shut love out of your life by saying it's impossible to find. The quickest way to receive love is to give love. The fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly; and the best way to keep love is to give it wings.

Don't dismiss your dreams. To be without dreams is to be without hope; to be without hope is to be without purpose.

Don't run through life so fast that you forget not only where you've been, but also where you're going. Life is not a race, but a journey to be savored each step of the way.

Brother 2 danite

Can you cry under
> water?
>
> How important does a person have to be before they
> are
> considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
>
> If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks
> have
>   branches?
>
> Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat
> round?
>
> Why do you have to "put your two cents in" ... but,
> it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?   Where's
> that
> extra penny going to?
>
> Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the
> clothes you were buried in for eternity?
>
> Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
>
> What disease did cured ham actually have?
>
> How is it that we put man on the moon before we
> figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on
> luggage?
>
> Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
> when babies wake up every two hours?
>
> If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still
> called a hearing?
>
> Why are you 'IN' a movie, but you're 'ON' TV?
>
>
> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then
> put
> money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
>
>
> How come we choose from just two people for
> President
> and fifty for Miss America?
>
> If a 911 operator has a heart attack, who does
> he/she
> call?
>
> Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
>
> Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet
> soup?
>
> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
> "I
> think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and
> drink
> whatever comes out!"
>
> Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
> toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human
> being
> would eat?
>
> Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the
> freezer?
>
> When your photo is taken for your driver's license,
> why do they tell you to smile?
>
> If you are stopped by the police and asked for your
> license, are you going to be smiling?
>
> If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there
> a
> stupid song about him?
>
> Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the HOV
> lane?
>
> If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a
> radio
> out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
>
> Why do people point to their wrist when asking for
> the
> time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask
> where the bathroom is?
>
> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on
> all
> fours?
>
> What do you call male ballerinas?
>
> Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
>
> If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that
> ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
>
> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
> made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
>
> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality
> come from morons?
>
> Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a
> mouse?
>
> Why does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle
> Little
> Star have the same tune?
>
> Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
> Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
> face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for
> a
> car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
>

HAVE YOU DATED SOMEONE THAT YOU FELT WAS A GREAT MATCH, CHALLENGE YOUR MIND TO MAKE YOU THINK.   VERY ATTRACTIVE PLUS SEXY (SOMETIMES THEY ARE NOT TOGETHER). LOVE WHEN THEY ARE OUT WITH YOU AND YOU WITH THEM. DON'T EVEN MENTION SEXUAL COMPATABILITY...OFF DA CHAIN IF YOU LIKE TO USE THAT TERM. SHE IS GREAT PERSON WITH GREAT PERSONALITY. BUT, BUT, BUT...SOMETHINGS OF THEIR OWN MIND CLOUDS THEIR JUDGEMENT AND PISSES YOU OFF SO MANY TIMES THAT AFTER PEROID OF TIME YOU JUST SAY WHATEVER POSSIBLE TO THEM SO THEY WILL HATE YOU IN ORDER FOR THEM TO LEAVE YOU ALONE....HAS THAT HAPPEN TO ANYONE??? IT HURTS BUT YOU WOULD LOVE THEM TO BE APART OF YOUR LIFE...BUT THEIR MIND WILL NOT LET THEM RELAX AND JUST ENJOY THEMSELVES.   EVERYONE HAS WALLS...SHIT...HELL I HAVE THEM. I HIDE MY WALLS VERY GOOD I THINK. BUT I MADE THE MISTAKE BEFORE AND LETTING MY WALL TURN SOMEONE AWAY....DONT WANT TO DO THAT AGAIN... I Am a "Kept" Woman .       LYRICAL You see, there were a few times when I thought I would lose my mind, but GOD kept me sane. (Isa. 26:3) There were times when I thought I could go no longer, but the LORD kept me moving. (Gen 28:15) At times, I've wanted to lash out at those whom I felt had done me wrong, but the LORD kept my mouth shut. (Psa. 13) Sometimes, I think the money just isn't enough, but GOD has helped me to keep the lights on, the water on, the car paid, the house paid, etc.., (Matt. 6:25-34) When I thought I would fall, HE kept me up. When I thought I was weak, HE kept me strong! (I Pet. 5:7, Matt. 11:28-30) I could go on and on and on, but I'm sure you hear me! Praise the Lord and pass the filet mignon! I'm blessed to be "KEPT." Are you...or do you know a "kept" woman?